Wooo! Party to save the world! Hey, guys! Awesome party today
, so cool it puts the "hip" in "hippie".
"But what are we celebrating?" you say. Why, the release of the Brutal Legend demo
! Get out your consoles* and then steal your neighbour's, because - oh man. Listen. We're partying it up for Brutal Legend and all, but also because, well - there's this fire beast that says it'll hit us with the swine flu if we don't download the demo 666 million times. Much like the hippies not saving the world at that Woodstock place mum and dad are always talking about, we're going to try to do this and probably fail too. I mean, Tim Schafer tried arguing with it
, explaining that there aren't 666 million consoles in the world (and if we fail there won't be that many humans), but it did
put quite a lot of capitals in there, which on the internet means the ARGUMENT IS OVER.
Lots of stuff to do at the party, though. Twitter interviews, live axe lessons, a message from Tim Schafer in his bunker
. It all goes down in this many hours
Oh, and hey: Brutal Legend set a new record. After last summer's "Most number of people air guitaring", some fans somehow more insane than I am did this
, which they're going to need to escape the city after we're all hit with the swine flu and it all turns into a George Romero movie with a metal soundtrack.
*(Except you, Wii; do you like your non-HD support now
? Huh? Huh? Do you even know what MP3