The International House of Mojo

When Telltale made and published four episodes of popular series Wallace and Gromit earlier this year, it was Zaarin who stepped-up to review the PC versions of episodes one, two, three and, obviously, not four. Woah. In a shocking twist that could only have come from the heartless conspirators who re-cast Sam and Max, episodes two, three and four were delayed for Xbox Live Arcade as a retort to Zaarin's indiscretion. Twisted arms were twisted further when Bad Asp did not call the Feds after the recasting of Wallace.

I wish I could tell you to buy the episodes, by the way. Even if Peter Sallis's tears have dried - and Bad Asp reminds you that Nick Jameson and Bill Farmer's have not - I don't know much. If Zaarin had reviewed the fourth episode - and I would like to remind you that he has not - then I could whole-heartedly endorse the series. But I can't. It was Zaarin who played them - I myself have not.

What I'm trying to say is: Wallace and Gromit's Grand Adventures is out on XBLA. Next Wednesday. Did I fool you? You should make-up for that with charity. (Thanks to Custard for the corrections.)