In a predictable announcement, the staff of LucasArts news site The International House of Mojo have revealed that, once again, they have no wily april fools joke up their sleeve with which to entertain their readers.
"Sorry about that, we blow," said the entire staff. "But wasn't it awesome that one time like four years ago when we actually tried?"
The staff is of course referring to that one good April Fools joke from 2002
they can't stop talking about, when they fooled like one guy (Murray Mint) and possibly confused a Dutchman. "Those were good times," the staff reminisced, "Everybody loved that joke so much that we think it's probably worth wheeling out every single year."
"I think Jake is maybe under the impression that the Monkey 5 thing is a tad funnier than it really is," conceeded Metallus, webmaster of Tim Fandango, or was it Razputin.net, or was it Idle Thumbs? "Because let's be honest here, nothing can top '
The International House of Xbox.' LOL."
"You guys need to shut up because I hate you," said Gabez, maybe. "Also games need to evolve or die," he added for no reason.