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jake at mixnmojo dot com 03 Oct, 2005, 04:43 / 11 comments

By Jake


Checked my Mojo email account today for the first time since around March 2004. Lots and lots of spam emails. Like, 50,000 of them. Also, apparently Sam & Max 2 got cancelled? Lots of people writing in to say that as well.

Some of the email I think was sent to the wrong place - half the messages I got were addressed to former staffers. I feel guilty holding onto these misaddressed letters for so long, so here are a few of them, just to clear the air a little:

Jamesh, Abraham Dunlap writes to tell you "Hello Jamesh" and requested I pass on the following info: "ogeymen barricade shrine spiky thumb bumptious actinometer doldrums cranston emil buzz accusative collapse inoperative fedora breadth rothschild."

Emma, Rodrick Watts wants you to know you could be bigger to please her.

Narrative, a man named Jimmie Feliciano wrote in to tell you about polyglot, adding that "all popullar soft ware on sale 50 percent off. Authentic O.E.M.." Thought you might like to know.
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11 Comments

  • Shmargin on 02 Dec, 2005, 15:26…
    *random post to back page for fun*

    Hey, make me a Mojo staff member so I can post insane gobbely goog back here!

    *end random post to back page for fun*
  • Gabez on 04 Dec, 2005, 05:03…
    So tempting it hurts

    But I'm not allowed to hire anyone else after the whole Blaze fiasco at the scumm bar :~
  • Shmargin on 05 Dec, 2005, 08:33…
    Yeah, I have no idea what the Blaze fiasco is....But I bet I'm better! You (and by you i mean whatever dark secret society runs mojo) could limit me to JUST this back page...I have like...Art skills...and...despite bad grammar and punction in comment, am capable of decent writing...and...I bet I've played more old lucas arts games than most people...except for some of those forum guys...but well...theyre just crazy.
  • Shmargin on 05 Dec, 2005, 08:35…
    Oh Oh, and I love Sam & Max and DOTT...so I'm full of hatered at Lucas for ruining my dreams of playing them and getting to watch some sort of humorous animation involving the gold guy before the intro plays...
  • Bobbin Threadbare on 21 Dec, 2005, 15:14…
    Isn't everbody mad at LEC?

    Erm, I played all the LEC adventures. And some SW ones... And Bone. And Psychonauts. Yet I'm not a news updater person. You probably need to do something to become one. (Not spam the webmater's inbox.)
  • Gabez on 21 Dec, 2005, 19:44…
    Well, seriously, staff positions on Mojo are always available, but you'll need to prove that you're serious first.

    A good way to wow is to send us articles, about 1,000 words long, about anything vaugely to with LucasArts. You'll see your name in print! Well, you'll see it on the Internet anyway.
  • itchythesamurai on 23 Oct, 2005, 06:17…
    Wow, I just ran into this today. I feel falsely uber now.
  • Shmargin on 12 Oct, 2005, 00:49…
    Hmm, first time since March 04 eh? I think I emailed you once during that time...Cant remember why....But youre a bastard for not reading it ;)
  • 8 of 12 on 13 Oct, 2005, 04:15…
    Yeah, I think I fall into that category as well :)
  • Metallus on 14 Oct, 2005, 18:48…
    Bastard!
  • Bobbin Threadbare on 04 Oct, 2005, 12:14…
    You could be bigger to please her! HAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!