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Ultimate Insult Result 11 Jan, 2001, 22:19 / 29 comments


Did you dare to create the Ultimate Insult? Did you enter the contest to win a signed copy of Escape from Monkey Island? Well then you'll want to know the results won't you? .... Well Here they are!
Thanks for everyone that entered, bad luck if you didn't win, although more contests will be launched soon! Many thanks to the guys 'n girls over at LucasArts for their support.

If you'd like to see some of the other entries, please leave a comment! maybe we can vote on the worst one and give them a booby prize?!?
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  • lemoocow on 16 Jan, 2001, 01:08…
    I can't believe nobody has addressed the booby prize! I think it should be a copy signed by the mixnmojo staff (no offense guys). Of course, maybe I just want a prize because mine was NOT witty. By the way, congrats to the winners!
  • dormouse on 14 Jan, 2001, 23:10…
    I want to thank everyone at the International House of Mojo for the game. Thanks to Spaff, too! :)
  • Garyos on 14 Jan, 2001, 20:06…
    C'mon! I want to see them all!
  • QueZTone on 14 Jan, 2001, 18:46…
    So we don't get to see the other results? (according what I read from what mercatfat said below) :/
  • scabbisland on 14 Jan, 2001, 15:04…
    SPAFF! IF YOU ARE READING THIS AND I HAVE WON THEN PLEASE SEND ANOTHER EMAIL TO ME AS MY OLD EMIAL DIDNT WORK AND NOW I HAVE A NEW ONE! THANKYOU AND SORRY FOR SHOUTING!
  • Tughan on 13 Jan, 2001, 22:48…
    Ummm... Thanks :)
  • Tughan on 13 Jan, 2001, 15:53…
    Hey, I almost forget. Folks, here are some of the my Ultimate Insults that I entered Contest. Read and post your opinions please. :) --: What do you want me to write your Grave Stone? ++: C'mon, you dont even know how to read. --: Surrender now or I'll try my secret weapon. ++: Hey, don't tell me that you're gonna Scream with a girl voice. --:I've seen Sheeps that more skilful than you. They have wools. ++: And I've seen Rubber Chickens that more useful than you. They have pulley in the middle you know.
  • Hanzu on 13 Jan, 2001, 17:45…
    Well, to be honest, I don't think your witty insults are so witty, but then again, mine's not either, but I still won, don't know really how, but I won. So the result whether you win or not, depends greatly on the persons who judge them, in this case they were the Mixnmojo staff and EMI project leaders, and I'm sure they have a different kind sense of humor. If I could've judged which one of my insult should've won, I wouldn't have picked the one that actually won. And like it's said: Some things in life are bad. They can really make ya mad. Other things just make you swear and curse. When your chewing on life gristle, don't grumble, give a whistle. And this'll help things turn out for the best, aaanddd.... *singing* Allways look on the bright side of life... *whistle, whistle*
  • Tughan on 13 Jan, 2001, 15:48…
    Congratulations to all winners. But I think there should be more Clever Insults than these. Like in game. Some of these are good. But 7 or 8 Insults very simple and not very Intelligance-Humour like Game... Thats my opinion anyway. :)
  • Metallus83 on 13 Jan, 2001, 06:03…
    Hmmm. Perhaps I should use this space to gloat...OK. . Ok that's enough.
  • Dalixam on 12 Jan, 2001, 14:31…
    Yeah Spaff, post them all and point out which were the 25 submitted to Mike and Sean :)
  • Darnn on 12 Jan, 2001, 08:04…
    Yes! Let's see the rest!
  • QueZTone on 11 Jan, 2001, 20:09…
    If you took part in the contest (like me) and didn't win (LIKE ME) its hard to like the results, of course. But to speak the truth I think there are some nices ones between them for sure. I thought the "ballet"-one was the best really. Congratulations to all of you who won. :) *snob* *gniff* Oh well better luck next time participants who lost. I think its too bad that only 25 were sent to the lucas-boys though. But let's be fair and hold our losery heads up high. Congratulations to the winners once more! And oh yeah, I would love to see all the other ones, not just the 25 that were sent to sean and mike but ALL the other ones, here too; thnx in advance! Cheers!
  • calvinjage on 11 Jan, 2001, 20:16…
    Blah. Talk about being ordinary. This makes me sick. Back to the hole were you came from.
  • QueZTone on 13 Jan, 2001, 21:44…
    That's not ordinary and is sociality, no harm done though, someday you'll find out about it
  • QueZTone on 13 Jan, 2001, 21:45…
    and = that
  • Chariset on 11 Jan, 2001, 19:02…
    Ha....some of those are really clever. I'd like to see all the entries, personally. Whoever submitted the 'You get lost that easily?'--I think that was my favorite.
  • mercatfat on 11 Jan, 2001, 21:31…
    You don't want to see the rest. Trust me.
  • Trinity on 12 Jan, 2001, 01:14…
    Oh, but we do! Maybe we can have a Worst Ultimate Insult contest!
  • mercatfat on 12 Jan, 2001, 01:48…
    We'd have too many good entries for that contest to count
  • Trinity on 12 Jan, 2001, 23:11…
    Come on! Just a few of the worst?
  • mercatfat on 13 Jan, 2001, 17:47…
    Even Mojo has standards... And those insults fall way below them.
  • Hanzu on 11 Jan, 2001, 18:34…
    I can't believe I won... with THAT! Oh this is so humiliating. I mean, that was the first insult I came up with. I can't believe my legendary other insult weren't the winning ones, except there was that, but well it is good ain't it (wink, wink). Nah, but I really want to apologize from my fellow competitors for being less winningfull as I have been. But I really can't believe you didn't respect my mighty: --You sound like you've swallowed a potATO! ++Hah, you sound like Dominic ArmATO! .... Now that?s an insult I think. Witty, cunning and extremely funny, right? .... RIGHT?! Well, still I'm jolly glad to have win a prize so fabulous, so thank you dear Mixnmojo staff and thank thee oh great uncas of Lucasarts.
  • spaff on 11 Jan, 2001, 16:55…
    a lot of the insults were very poor, we submitted what we felt were the best 25 odd to mike and sean and then they returned the best 10. I like them myself :) you should have seen the rest ! hehe
  • elifer on 11 Jan, 2001, 16:40…
    I felt insulted by the results. I didn't even giggle at most of them! (i didn't win either :-(
  • calvinjage on 11 Jan, 2001, 16:37…
    Don't say that luck has anything to do with it. And there is no such thing as bad luck. End of story.
  • Chunkey Monkey on 11 Jan, 2001, 13:08…
    There must be some sort of mistake. I didn't win.
  • Nony on 11 Jan, 2001, 15:24…
    Indeed! I demand a recount! :)
  • LECduck on 11 Jan, 2001, 12:56…
    YEEEEESSSSS!!! I won!