The International House of Mojo

yeah and by the way "black_sheep is a walking stick that detects harmful gases!" thats cool :P

u know what guys *sniff*, today i'm beggining to hate lucasArts.... do u know WHY???? because maube this is the 29th week that they didn't update anything i mean ANYTHING about the lovable game Full Throttle 2 (except well that Sean Clark is directing it). so if anybody knows anything about Full Throttle 2 u could just REPLY...plzzz :). thnx

Gabez is a newspaper that can communicate with your robotic dog! It can play chess and can be used as a metal detector.

I thought this article concerning Factor 5's use of DivX for Gamecube games was pretty interesting.

Also, shameless plug: Play Pitfall! online or a CMI Card Game, weee!

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/priorart.cgi?ref=mixnmojo

put your name in the box and see what you are.

Kingzjester is a piece of string! It always points to magnetic north!

*My real name* is a microwave that plays Sokoban!

Church of Tim is a security camera that's covered with realistic fur! It walks on three mechanical legs and costs less than ?20.

backfire killed the sly is a business card that cures all know illnesses! It speaks randomly-generated sentences.
Well, shit -- they figured out how I plan to make that game...

"Bobo Donkey? is a video recorder that dissolves dirt, can extinguish fires and turns your lights on and off."

Incredible!

"The International House of Mojo is a cufflink that's made of solid gold!"

But if you think thats wierd this is what it said about spaff:

"Spaff is a newly-discovered breed of fish that stretches to twice its original size and removes stubborn stains."

"adventuregamers is like a normal rocket launcher, but it emits dangerous radiation."

"marek is a samurai sword that pings when it's ready!"

bgbennyboy is like a normal marker pen, but it communicates with wireless devices.

Fairy nuff

oh good: "jake is like a normal chocolate bar, but it plays a selection of current chart hits."

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Metallus is a rickshaw that emits a constant high-frequency whine!
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Truer words were never spoken.

"Haggis is a CD-rom that looks bigger than it really is! It provides an RSS feed and detects explosives."
And I thought mother was lying when she said I was talented.

mercatfat is a toilet seat that makes money fast! It may cause drowsiness.

I had an e-mail from Double Fine. I e-mailed them when P!nk topped the chart in the UK, and they replied with this: "Really? I think she is touring the UK in November. If you go, could you tell her I said hi please? And, oh-could you ask her if the yellow sweater we found here at the office is hers maybe? Not that she's ever been here, but it could have blown out of her car or something. Thanks, Info Cow"

blah. this has kept me busy for the past couple days.

I've been working on a little pirate webcomic with my friend using MI and other LucasArt games backgrounds with edited, quality edited Techno's sprites (such as River City Ransom). Check it out at http://comic.lardpirates.com/

i wish i could pimp that up some more... damn our cencorship type arrangements :)

well i once heard on the grapevince that in holland instead of playing computer games they all just sit in cafes and...stuff....

maybe marek should clear that one up

We just drink lots of coffee. Really. ? ?

yeah i can see that.. good stuff coffee.. ? ?

I think they play Go all day.

no i think they just kinda sit there subdued.. god knows why...DICH DACH DOCH!! ARMY OF HARDCORE... ive heard they shout that tho....

on a lighter note i just purchased 25 plastic viking helmets

Hehe hardcore music ownz ;)

No, we don't do that here.

We don't?

Well, not at the moment.