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The Return of Captain Mystery 06 May, 2002, 18:47 / 7 comments

By Jake


The SCUMM Bar's Captain Mystery is back with a new colum called "You People Really Need To Shut Up - Why Jumping To Conclusions Ain?t Useful". In this, his third article, the Captain talks about the excessive speculation that occurs around E3 time, and goes on some side-trips to "discuss" Star Wars-haters and other smaller sects of the LEC fan world.
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7 Comments

  • Crocodilic on 08 May, 2002, 05:52…
    Column
  • Sopabuena on 07 May, 2002, 08:56…
    She/he sux!!1
  • Remi O on 07 May, 2002, 09:21…
    Hee ;-)
  • spoon_man on 07 May, 2002, 04:50…
    Captain Mystery = One who tells it how it is.
  • Trapezoid on 07 May, 2002, 13:17…
    No, no, Captain Mystery = One who is wrong, simply because if he were right there wouldn't be so much fanfiction or speculation. So far everything he's complained about are things that very few agree with. And this is completely intentional, I'm sure, the more he shocks us the fluffier his ego.
  • xo3k on 07 May, 2002, 01:22…
    WOW!
    Cap'n is an angry person.

    P.S. if you count out the letters in his rant using the Fibinachi sequence it says "the ninja is definately from full throtle II". i swear its there!
  • netmonkey on 06 May, 2002, 21:49…
    I conclude that captain mystery concludes about games before E3.

    Seriously, I'm serious!