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Shock News Just In 01 Apr, 2001, 19:39 / 17 comments

By Webmonkey


Spaff, our beloved CEO, was found mumbling and dribbling at his keyboard. The Genius behind mixnmojo was in Newbury this weekend for a Lan party, and was believed to have "played counter strike far too much" and his condition was believed to have started about the time his team were knocked out of the semi final by 4kings.

Spaff will have to spend the rest of his days locked away in a mental patients ward of his local hospital, away from the public, and away from the internet.

Gooseman, creator of Counter Strike, was reported to have said "Who? brain dead? thats not my fault, now sod off, im rich, i dont need you... Cliffe get back in your cell!"

We are now in turmoil and without a leader. If you want to be the CEO of mixnmojo please apply in the comments. Salary is $500,000 a year and as many biscuits as you can eat. Applicants must be bad at typing and good at using words Americans dont understand. Thanks.
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17 Comments

  • Zlatko on 08 Apr, 2001, 16:08…
    What's your favorite gun Spaff? I like the Sig, or perhaps the Desert Eagle.
  • Darth-Phenom on 03 Apr, 2001, 05:23…
    I am officially announcing my interest in the running of new Mixnmojo CEO. I was extremely sorry to hear of Mr. Spaff's unfortunate experiences which have driven this benevolent figure to this sad, sad state and has thus placed the beloved mixnmojo into this state of chaos. You see, fellow Monkers, I truly love Mixnmojo and I pledge to serve her with the honour and dignity the Great Spaff strove to. I shall lead her into a new era of Lucas glory just as I know Spaff intended before that sorry end which pains me greatly. And thus a teary-eyed candidate stands before you begging for your trust. I shall strive to make you proud. Vote Darth-Phenom. Oh yeah, FREE GROG FOR ALL!!
  • lemoocow on 03 Apr, 2001, 23:07…
    GROG! GROG! GROG!
  • QueZTone on 03 Apr, 2001, 11:22…
    dont listen too him! he's evul Spaff's twin! he'll make us suffer eventually!!! Where's Spaffy? Is he still hearing those AYB senteces in his head? :) Spaff you get better now ya'hear? -click- tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
  • Crocodilic on 02 Apr, 2001, 22:17…
    HUZZAH for the tree people!
  • Audun on 02 Apr, 2001, 20:14…
    defuse bomb
  • lordavoozl on 02 Apr, 2001, 17:55…
    Poor bastard, Counter Strike will do that to you.
  • GregD on 02 Apr, 2001, 15:32…
    SPAFF IF IT WILL HELP I WILL BUY YOU AN AK47! And also beat that Gooseman guy up im sure i have his address somewhere!
  • spaff on 02 Apr, 2001, 11:25…
    flurble ..fds fut fut fut.... driblle.. fdjdg gos hahahahahah kefk...... oooo
  • Daniel on 02 Apr, 2001, 04:40…
    Oi, the X-Box is cool, but it'll have to settle for 2nd best, as no one can beat Nintend's Gamecube!
  • Kingzjester on 01 Apr, 2001, 22:17…
    I have a rare quality: I can quote James Joice. He was Irish, but rarely anyone can understand him. Can that work? Jolly good, cheere'o old chapz!
  • Twilo on 01 Apr, 2001, 21:54…
    Good show Webmonkey :)
  • Voodoo on 01 Apr, 2001, 21:45…
    Whats up with thax X-BOX crap!?
  • Jake on 01 Apr, 2001, 21:49…
    The changes made to the topic icons were done at the request of our new employer. If you missed the announcement you can check it out here. We've got some great changes planned, so stay tuned!
  • Voodoo on 01 Apr, 2001, 21:45…
    Whats up whith thax X-BOX crap!?
  • invisibelle on 01 Apr, 2001, 21:08…
    Hee. I have to laugh at that crack at his typing. :)
  • Emma on 01 Apr, 2001, 20:34…
    Tsk tsk. I knew all that drinking would do this to him. :P