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Our Fearless Leader 01 Oct, 2002 / Comments: 29

By A Pirate! Yar!


Searching through Mojo's extensive photo archives has revealed a gem that we believe has never before been shared with our reading public. Feast your eyes on our very own founder and friend, James Spafford. (He's the one in the skull shirt, cowering in shame. Compare to this confident looking fellow, who must be an imposter.)
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  • invisibelle on 25 Jan, 2003, 23:46…
    Hee, thanks for cutting me out of the picture. :D Spaff and Benfield reacted basically the exact opposite of Jake on Space Mountain (Jake laughs the entire time for whatever reason). I specifically remember Benfield cursing Dominic the whole ride. Dunno what that was about.
  • jimk on 07 Oct, 2002, 06:36…
    Leave little spaffy alone :-) catch ya soon spaff I will return home soon :-)
  • netmonkey on 03 Oct, 2002, 09:17…
    LOL :P
  • Deez on 02 Oct, 2002, 11:17…
    slow news day, eh?
  • spaff on 02 Oct, 2002, 07:12…
    damn you. it isnt me, it could be anyone in a skull pimp shirt!! :)

    seriously tho. i.... damn....

    i hate rides man... they suck so bad.
  • spaff on 02 Oct, 2002, 07:17…
    I lost a contact lense... I was trying to look at my watch and it was really dark... I was wiping the sweat of enjoyment from my face.. I was asleep from the boredom... I was sneakily swigging gin from a flask.... I was repalced by evil robots from the future... I was saving latin... I was photoshopped in that way, it wasnt me I swear!!!!!
  • Bobo Donkey? on 03 Oct, 2002, 11:52…
    Ladies and Gentlemen. Our friend Spaff was reinacting a scene from the famous Blues Brothers? film (thats how I see it anyway). If you havent seen it I suggest you go out and buy it.

    >:?)
  • Jake on 02 Oct, 2002, 13:12…
    You're fired from the band.
  • spaff on 02 Oct, 2002, 13:19…
    Ther's no need.... i quit
  • Kingzjester on 02 Oct, 2002, 21:00…
    No! I quit!


    Oh, wait... never mind...
  • Tall Guy on 02 Oct, 2002, 03:30…
    hehehe ;)
  • TheRealMatt on 01 Oct, 2002, 23:53…
    Sweet ass, reminds me of the "stupid face" monologue from Snatch about how when you see death coming your way you make the stupidest face imaginable. Indeed indeed. Blue Vaacuum Cat
  • Cursed Tuna on 02 Oct, 2002, 01:08…
    I love that monologue!
  • DayoftheTentacle on 01 Oct, 2002, 23:51…
    I don't know if anyone will actually care, but I'm one of the "example" space mountain pictures where you purchase the space mountain snapshots. I'm talking on a cellphone while my sister is reading a book and drinking water...we were just being goofy, and they stuck it up on the wall. It's way at the left-hand corner if anyone is going to Disneyland soon and is interested. ~Alex from DOTTcom
  • tabacco on 02 Oct, 2002, 00:36…
    Cool, I'll have to look for you :)
  • Kingzjester on 01 Oct, 2002, 17:24…
    I dig the getup. I need to get me one of those...
  • Erwin_Br on 01 Oct, 2002, 14:48…
    Who would've thought this about the great pimp himself ;)

    On a serious note though, you won't get me in any rollercoaster rides either. I'm not scared about the ride itself, I'm scared that I will puke myself under.
  • Emma on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:46…
    Hahahahhaa. I so remember that. I can remember asking Spaff after it finished if he had enjoyed it and I just got shot back a very blunt "No". Tee hee hee.
  • telarium on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:35…
    Haha, oh the memories. Didn't Dom convince Spaff that Space Mountain wasn't scary so he would get on the ride? Pure comic gold.
  • tabacco on 01 Oct, 2002, 13:09…
    It isn't scary! It's no faster than BTMRR, from what I remember.
  • spaff on 02 Oct, 2002, 07:19…
    its not scary, its not fear. I just really dont LIKE the god damn things :)
    voluntarily subjecting my body to gravitational forces of painful proportions.. id rather be drunk and fall over and be sick any day. YAY.
  • Emma on 03 Oct, 2002, 17:04…
    Hee. briths are always drunk! infact, i am drunk now, but for the first time in aages. Spaff we should go drinking together agaein.
  • Bobo Donkey? on 03 Oct, 2002, 11:49…
    Yeah Spaff you tell 'em
  • Jake on 02 Oct, 2002, 13:13…
    Damn Brits.
  • bgbennyboy on 02 Oct, 2002, 13:40…
    Fired!
    Oh wait, I dont get to say that do I?...
  • bgbennyboy on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:23…
    Hehehehehe
  • QueZTone on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:20…
    LOL!
  • Remi O on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:17…
    Is it just me, or is he actually crying?
  • Scummbuddy on 01 Oct, 2002, 12:12…
    AH hahaha