Here's a head-scratcher to start off your day with: when someone says "Monkey Island" to you, do you think of: a) monkeys, b) pirates, or c) pornography? Because this is the internet, someone, somewhere, thought "pornography" and then, perhaps because the internet just wasn't weird enough, "tetris".
All of which leads us to this, The Secret of Spunky Island, a tetris parody of the original Monkey Island game plus a dash of porn. If you've ever wanted to see Bob the ghost get it on with Guybrush but have been afraid to ask, click here.
Hey, Mojo cookie pirate points to anyone who can think of lines from Monkey Island you're likely to hear in a porno. Post them in a comments.
Source: 1UP
"I see you inside the giant monkey." - Voodoo Lady
"Gross." - Guybrush
"This looks like a job for Fester Shinetop!"
"Where are your pants?"
"What pants?"
MrHarper
How appropriate. You fuck like a cow.
Oh gods. "You fight like a cow" could come from some horrible rape video a serial rapist asshole would make. That probably counts as porn for certain kinds of individuals.