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New Violent Poll 07 Aug, 2002 / Comments: 32


Yes, it's that time again. Time for a brand new Mojo poll of fun and excitement! This latest poll asks the obvious question; In an all-out brawl among the listed characters, who would be victorious? Go on and vote. It's your civic duty and it's more fun than voting on something that actually does matter.
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  • TheRealMatt on 16 Aug, 2002, 00:59…
    Are you kidding me? Ben takes all. There's no two ways aboutit. Look at the way he handled that big lovable bastard we all know as quohog. DOO DOOO DOOOOOOOO
  • Riffage on 13 Aug, 2002, 08:48…
    DJG would whip all your ass's and you all know it, go bag head man! Got any food in there? =)

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  • Dave Dixon on 12 Aug, 2002, 10:28…
    Here at the Double Fine Office, we all think that Tim got Robox so that he could hide inside of it and make sure we were all working!! I am sure I see him moving sometimes! :)
  • twifkak on 14 Aug, 2002, 05:31…
    No, actually, Tim's just sending himself an e-mail in there.
  • Dave Dixon on 15 Aug, 2002, 10:33…
    ??
  • Kingzjester on 15 Aug, 2002, 18:26…
    Dave, don't mind twifkak -- he hasn't been held much as a wee tyke -- he thinks it is a common practice for a person to send letters to him or herself...

    I was just looking for a good mental institution... A mom of a friend of mine works at the DC hospital that was once home to Ezra Pound... I have connections, twifkak, don't worry... Now, be a good boy and get down from the telegraph pole...
  • matt on 11 Aug, 2002, 01:20…
    fat pirate dude or bag head djg ... wearing a bag or being fat is all you need to win.

    these ******** "go army" flash fade-in advertisments... it almost gave me a heartattack ... and it's hard to close them when the "X" is always below the bottom of my screen. army idiots. update: and these chorus-pop-ups make me nervous... "we are cool" advertisment for the army should be prohibited... just tell the kids that war is shit and being in there much more - that's all they need to know.
  • Kingzjester on 11 Aug, 2002, 18:21…
    Matt, brother, have I told you? As one of the bottom 10% of my graduating class, I'm going to join the Great American Army (or the AA)! That ad had as much to do about my decission as the very, very successful non-war mission in the piece of sunken desert formerly known as Afganistan, not to mention the number they did on that flat piece of the Balkans that used to be hilly and was called Yugoslavia...

    It is a scientific fact that american GIs have balls of brass - and I want those too. They need them so that when they sit on the bench and look at the war happening on CNN, their balls don't get sore.

    click (and don't worry, the link will open a new window for you)

  • matt on 11 Aug, 2002, 23:32…
    yehaw brother S - balls of brass ... now you just have to add the birthday candle in sent you and you'll become an indefeatable battle-tank of manhood :P

    yeah, i'm glad they pacifated these entertainment-deserts in afghanistan and east-middle europe ... i hope they bomb down the rest aswell - i bought a bag of chips and there's nothing on tv this week
  • TheRealSchmatz on 09 Aug, 2002, 14:00…
    I don't know who moop is :-/
  • Scummbuddy on 10 Aug, 2002, 18:56…
    It is a Ron Gilbert character from his new game company, Hulabee Entertainment.
  • twifkak on 08 Aug, 2002, 12:27…
    Interesting to note that Robox had a crushing lead for a while, before skullhead started catching up. Someone needs to compile an anim. GIF of the polls after each vote. Nose game! *touches nose*
  • DJG on 08 Aug, 2002, 09:37…
    Uh... let the wookiee win. (MOOP)
  • Shanty on 08 Aug, 2002, 05:46…
    How could Robox *not* win? It's HUGE! Look at those massive cardboard abs and tell me it's not the greatest killing machine ever. You can't, can you?
  • twifkak on 08 Aug, 2002, 12:25…
    Um, it's just boxes, that's how.

    I voted him anyways, 'cause of those intimidating arms.
  • Scummbuddy on 08 Aug, 2002, 11:55…
    I got confused. I thought this was the Infinite Machine robot. Who is this particular robot? (Robox)
  • telarium on 08 Aug, 2002, 12:12…
    Here.
  • Scummbuddy on 08 Aug, 2002, 18:42…
    Oh man. Should we be expecting the same treatment for when they put out the boxes for Psychonauts?
  • Big_Whoop on 08 Aug, 2002, 05:20…
    Why can't I vote?
  • DasJan on 08 Aug, 2002, 06:40…
    You didn't deserve it! ;-)
  • Big_Whoop on 08 Aug, 2002, 15:20…
    It looks like it... :-(
    What did I ever do to make mixnmojo exclude me from their polls?
  • Jake on 08 Aug, 2002, 18:21…
    maybe you already voted and forgot about it or your memory was erased or something. alternatively you could try logging out and back in again, or clearing your mojo cookies and then try voting again.
  • Big_Whoop on 09 Aug, 2002, 09:07…
    I'ts strange... Just strange...
    No I get the posibilites but I am unable to vote...
    EArlier today, I couldn't vote because I wasn't logged in...

    Oh well. It's just a silly poll anyway...
  • Kingzjester on 10 Aug, 2002, 20:42…
    Maybe you're not a citizen?
  • Scummbuddy on 10 Aug, 2002, 18:58…
    There is no silly poll. Only mojo poll!
    El Poll Diablo stikes again.
  • QueZTone on 08 Aug, 2002, 03:12…
    i voted for Moop cause well... I mean isn't it obvious?
  • Kingzjester on 07 Aug, 2002, 23:13…
    The double-headed baby, dude! Hesheitthey has TWO heads! Two heads are better than one! DJG doesn't even have a head, he has a freakin' paper bag in place of his cranium! Vote for the Double-Headed baby and hesheitthey will bring you TAX CUTS! AND better wellfare! AND bread and circus! AND Freud! ...
  • DasJan on 08 Aug, 2002, 04:59…
    Yeah, the two-headed baby! And do you know why it kicks ass? Because it has the insanity... of a manatee!!!


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  • Kingzjester on 08 Aug, 2002, 09:54…
    How does one edit the post ZERO time(s)? This post has been edited -6 time(s).
  • mxbx on 07 Aug, 2002, 22:44…
    Well, since DJG is the only actual living being on the list, I'd say he could probably print out pictures of all those moofoos and crumple em up like so much candy wrapper. Ooops, wait.. who's Dan Petit?
  • The_last_great_adventurer on 07 Aug, 2002, 22:38…
    moop will kick all those guys asses. *roawer*
  • Jake on 07 Aug, 2002, 22:12…
    Luckily the fat skeleton dude is back. Luckily I voted for robox though.