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New Poll: Creating a Monster 24 Jan, 2003, 19:32 / 22 comments

By Webmonkey


Greetings friends, huz Webmonkey has returned with a new poll for your faces! The previous poll, What breaks Mojo for you? showed that 31% of mojo readers are angry at banner ads, while a good 26% believed that bad jokes are the most painful thing on this site. Yes, that is the best we can do.

This week, the question is as follows: Evil Purple Tentacle has zapped you into a 3-headed beast... Choose who you'd be stuck with in your new cerbereal nightmare!. So, go vote on the new poll! It's got action. It's got drama. It's got...Dan Pettit
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22 Comments

  • QueZTone on 01 Feb, 2003, 20:01…
    voted for the sleepers, cause im...kinda sleepy now. ah yes, keep me warm boys

    zzzzzzz
  • sly_cardinal on 30 Jan, 2003, 05:30…
    I went with the Jedi - thas like DOUBLE the force.
  • Cal on 28 Jan, 2003, 13:20…
    Jesus what a lame poll, i voted cuz i fell sorry for spaff, 2 dan pettits??? eww
  • Kingzjester on 25 Jan, 2003, 14:35…
    This opens a new dimension in vague vulgarity... You have outdone yourselves. Soon enough Mojo will become another SomethingAwful.com. Tim help us all.
  • Metallus on 25 Jan, 2003, 21:09…
    Note the use of 'cerbereal'. That means I win.
  • Kingzjester on 26 Jan, 2003, 14:49…
    What the hell? That doesn't mean ANYTHING! I'll have to agree, this is the worst poll EVER!
  • netmonkey on 25 Jan, 2003, 12:22…
    No options with chicks? I'm outraged! :P ... and this is the dumbest poll so far. :)
  • Remi O on 25 Jan, 2003, 10:54…
    Two Dan Pettits, man. That's just double the fun.
  • Bobo Donkey? on 25 Jan, 2003, 04:19…
    Jake/Spaff, sleeping as usual?

    We seem to have a lot in common. Us three sleeping.

    It sorta reminds me of a poll from last year.

    On second thought, what were you guys to say if you woke up and found your heads on some guy who wears a big jacket and stores a lot of crap in it, like a rubber chicken, a bottle of tap water and several pieces of folded up paper (picture of the KwWeN MuTHa, jokes from Al Lowes site, comic strips with me in them).

    What would you guys say IF that happened? Im not gonna try to guess the things you would say.

    }:?)
  • spaff on 25 Jan, 2003, 12:03…
    assuming we were on either side i'd organise, via the medium of secret notes, for me and jake to headbutt you both at the same time :)


    then all 3 of us could sleep :)
  • Bobo Donkey? on 26 Jan, 2003, 11:02…
    Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh...(3 hours later) heh heh.
    I had a feeling something like that would happen.

    }:?)
  • Riffage on 06 Feb, 2003, 06:58…
    hey bobo did you know no one can delete the mojo messages you send to people.. jake seems to love recieving the messages from you! in fact ALL the mojo admins love your messages.. REALLY!
  • Bobo Donkey? on 07 Feb, 2003, 06:41…
    Now thats just silly Riffage. I know you're just kissing my ass because I have only sent messages to spaff.
    I've tried to send some to Jake as well but his inbox is always full
    }:?)
  • twifkak on 24 Jan, 2003, 21:15…
    Um... I'm way to much like M. Schafer to live with him 24/7. It's a self-loathing thing, you see.
  • spaff on 24 Jan, 2003, 20:59…
    I RARELY SLEEP!!!!

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    zzz

    uh?
    wassat

  • invisibelle on 24 Jan, 2003, 20:54…
    I started to vote for Jake/Spaff but then I realized that it's probably some screwed up Freudian thing to want to be that close to one's significant other. Definitely a toughie.
  • spaff on 24 Jan, 2003, 21:00…
    didnt realise you felt that way sarah..

    gimme some sugar baby! =p
    *ahem*

    HAIL TO THE KING BABY
  • invisibelle on 25 Jan, 2003, 12:25…
    For the record the idea of you and my boyfriend adjoined at the hip freaks me out a little. I mean ... which parts would be shared?

    Stop me, I've already gone too far.
  • Jake on 24 Jan, 2003, 20:50…
    Spaff and I are tied with Schafer and Gilbert. Something is horribly wrong here.
  • spaff on 24 Jan, 2003, 21:07…
    nah, in times to come we shall be remembered for our ..erm... abilities.

    to...

    erm..

    rant?
  • BooJaka on 25 Jan, 2003, 05:04…
    To make bad jokes?

    But then, hey; why aren't I remembered?
  • Ben_Whatsisname on 24 Jan, 2003, 20:33…
    I'd do it just to be able to chat with Tim all day. He made me write this, honest.