Nerf Emergency 01 Apr, 2001, 19:24 / 0 comments

During a routine nerf gun fight yesterday afternoon, a LucasArts employee was sent to the Emergency Room after losing an eye. "It was all fun and games until this happened...." one witness said. "We had all the warning in the world..." another spokesperson stated, "all of our mothers told us this would happen." A memo was intercepted by our sources stating that all foam has been banned from LucasArts offices as well as the making of funny faces to ensure they won't stay like that."