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In lieu of actual Indiana Jones gaming news, read this

11 Jul, 2017, 22:54 | Posted by: jp-30 | Source: The Onion
Our fine friends over at The Onion have pulled a Mojo and reviewed ranted about the TT Games LEGO Indiana Jones videogame series some years after release.

Consider: While the Indiana Jones of film punches out Nazis, his mute Lego doppelgänger spends far more time attacking trees and flowers. Indy can scarcely walk five steps without finding a cluster of greenery that he’s compelled to destroy in order to collect the tiny Lego studs that constitute the in-game currency. Even when outrunning the giant boulder—that most iconic moment from Raiders—he’s evidently supposed to risk his life brutalizing the vegetation for a few extra studs. So you’ll understand, Adam, if I’m at a bit of a loss as to what makes this game “pretty fun.”


Bravo Onion, bravo.

What does everyone else think about this?

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    Comment by: jp-30 | Posted 11 Jul, 2017, 23:40 | Quote

    Remi

    It's the annual one-two JP punch!



    See ya in 2018, mojo mofos...
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    Comment by: Remi | Posted 11 Jul, 2017, 23:40 | Quote
    It's the annual one-two JP punch!

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