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"How do I look?" "Just like me..." 18 Jul, 2002 / Comments: 13

By Webmonkey


It's that time again, when El Poll Diablo demands that you do the right thing and vote in a new poll! But first, let's check the results of the last poll, "Have you ever had a LucasArts-related dream." It seems 53% of you (including Mojo staff of course), are sick, sick freaks. Shame on all of your subconsciouses!

Anyway onwards to the new poll! If (hey it could happen) you were a Stormtrooper... what would cause you to give it up? It's like that question "What would you do with 1 million dollars?" So choose your dream profession. Now.
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13 Comments

  • Bozeke on 20 Jul, 2002, 21:29…
    gar
  • Bobo Donkey? on 20 Jul, 2002, 10:49…
    I wanna be a Pirate too.
    Its amazing really what Monkey Island? does to you. When I read the Harry Potter? books I really wanted to be a Wizard but since playing Monkey Island? my imagination has changed. :?)
  • matt on 19 Jul, 2002, 00:43…
    mighty pirate! - really nice poll
  • El_Pollo_Diablo on 18 Jul, 2002, 16:07…
    None, of these pathetic ideas ammuse me. I would rather buy a small island by fiji get a sheep and a cow and breed horses
  • fishcat on 19 Jul, 2002, 03:46…
    well it didn't work for lister and it won't work for you...
    "...so their gonna have to be really tall"
    by the way if you aren't brittish you wont get this...sorry, i'll do an international one next time.
  • El_Pollo_Diablo on 19 Jul, 2002, 06:21…
    I'll breed leaping mutton
  • funaki2sweet on 19 Jul, 2002, 09:45…
    BAA!
    Splash
    BAA!
    Splash
    BAA!

    etc.
  • Scummbuddy on 18 Jul, 2002, 16:51…
    together? like cross-breeding? eww gross.
  • csenosiain on 18 Jul, 2002, 18:28…
    Twisted imagination you have learn to control it you must mmmhmmm
  • csenosiain on 18 Jul, 2002, 15:51…
    They forgot "to invent Armor that actually protects you"
  • Ben_Whatsisname on 18 Jul, 2002, 13:12…
    You forgot to add "Uhh... Self-preservation? Stormtroopers get shot." as an option
  • csenosiain on 18 Jul, 2002, 14:15…
    U STOLE MY IDEA!!!!:P really i was thinking something about those lines