Happy Birthday Spaff
11 Nov, 2002, 16:13 | Posted by: Jake
Beloved Mojo founder and absentee owner Spaff is
* celebrating his birthday today**. Hooray? Hoo-ray. Said Spafford about the occasion: "I am very pleased with my new age, though I hope to increase it in future years." Spaff's fictional quote was met with many eyerolls. As usual, wish him a happy birthday in the comments or we'll delete your user account.
* Strikethrough tag optional.
** If you live in England, where it's already tomorrow, sorta.