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Happy Birthday Spaff 11 Nov, 2002 / Comments: 31

By Jake


Beloved Mojo founder and absentee owner Spaff is hopelessly drunk* celebrating his birthday today**. Hooray? Hoo-ray. Said Spafford about the occasion: "I am very pleased with my new age, though I hope to increase it in future years." Spaff's fictional quote was met with many eyerolls. As usual, wish him a happy birthday in the comments or we'll delete your user account.

* Strikethrough tag optional.

** If you live in England, where it's already tomorrow, sorta.
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31 Comments

  • Cursed Tuna on 13 Nov, 2002, 12:21…
    oh, yeah... happy beefcake!
  • Skyfox on 12 Nov, 2002, 19:54…
    Does this mean you have reached puberty finally spaff?!? hehe.. ok, he's gonna hurt me for that one ;p

    Happy Birthday mate!
  • spaff on 13 Nov, 2002, 06:34…
    damn northerners
  • Skyfox on 13 Nov, 2002, 09:15…
    *biiiiiiiiiiig hug*
  • hellbeard on 12 Nov, 2002, 17:09…
    Birthday?
  • twifkak on 12 Nov, 2002, 16:44…
    Happy
  • bgbennyboy on 12 Nov, 2002, 10:41…
    Happy birthday Spaffster
  • Dalixam on 12 Nov, 2002, 08:57…
    Happy birthday!
  • Marek on 12 Nov, 2002, 08:22…
    Yay! Spaff! Happy! Birth! Day!
  • AndrewL on 12 Nov, 2002, 06:50…
    Happy Birthday posh.
  • Paco on 12 Nov, 2002, 04:32…
    Happy birthday!!
  • matt on 12 Nov, 2002, 03:28…
    best wishes!
  • QueZTone on 12 Nov, 2002, 02:18…
    yay! happy birthday spaffy
  • jannar85 on 12 Nov, 2002, 01:23…
    Congrats, friend.
    Have a great birthday! :D
  • Gabez on 12 Nov, 2002, 00:51…
    Happy Birthday!

    I hope this birthday is twice as good as your next one, and your next one is twice as good as the last two. I think.
  • CaliMonk on 11 Nov, 2002, 23:46…
    Gratz spaffie :)
  • Remi O on 11 Nov, 2002, 19:37…
    Aw, they grow up so fast. Happy b-day!
  • netmonkey on 11 Nov, 2002, 18:59…
    SPAFF don't get too c(d)runk. Wait for me and then you can :P

    Feliz Cumplea?os :P
  • 8-Bit Plumber on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:33…
    just seeing what save info does. Happy birthday!
  • Kingzjester on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:09…
    Long live Spaff! And may his Viking funeral (may it be a long way away) be as merry! Cheers!
  • Emma on 11 Nov, 2002, 16:21…
    Yay! Happy birthday Spaff!

    *Loads of hugs*
  • spaff on 11 Nov, 2002, 16:20…
    on saturday I got 30 people to dress as vikings and maraude into the pub and take it over screaming about pillage.

    I am still in pain.
  • telarium on 11 Nov, 2002, 16:40…
    I wanna party with you, man. And also: happy birthday.
  • spaff on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:02…
    Next e3 we shall party Andrew :)
    oh yes!!
  • telarium on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:03…
    Rock! I'll bring the EMI grog (organic beer)!
  • spaff on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:11…
    It's gone off!!! - out of date mouldy booze...
    it's a disaster!!!

  • Jake on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:40…
    It was pretty nasty to begin with. Though it was free beer! (skywalker we're after)
  • telarium on 11 Nov, 2002, 20:55…
    ... wait, did you just reference the Star Wars hiphop parody? My god, man.
  • spaff on 12 Nov, 2002, 03:28…
    HAR
    nah it was pretty good.. tho a bit dodgy i must say, tho it was almost proper english ale.. a bit too bitter tho :)
  • mercatfat on 11 Nov, 2002, 16:21…
    Want some more pringles? Maybe I can get them ground up even further this time.
  • 8-Bit Plumber on 11 Nov, 2002, 17:34…
    Pringles make me vomit...