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Church of Tim 17 Aug, 2002, 21:52 / 21 comments

By DJG


What's that you say? Mojo doesn't host enough religious cults? Well what if we told you that our newest hosted site, The Church of Tim has launched? Yes that's right, the Church of Tim is a fan site establishing a religion elevating Double Fine Productions' own Tim Schafer as a (rat-murdering-machine) deity. So check out the Church of Tim. Also, sacred fresco.
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21 Comments

  • scabb on 20 Aug, 2002, 09:04…
    This site is just stupid. AND NOT IN A FUNNY WAY EITHER.
  • Kingzjester on 20 Aug, 2002, 12:35…
    What exactly insults you?
  • Cursed Tuna on 20 Aug, 2002, 13:43…
    I like the site, really... i don't think that tim is a god, but i like the site. Stupid AND funny. That's it.
  • QueZTone on 19 Aug, 2002, 10:01…
    look just my advice...
    make the content/txt presentation of the page more like the logo...make it cartoony funny. the text just looks to serious or smth.
  • Shanty on 19 Aug, 2002, 14:00…
    BLASPHEMY! You dare to question the choices of the Messiah?! You think... Er... Schaferity? Timschaferism? Er... Yeah... is "FUNNY"?! Sure, the great GOD loves a laugh as much as the next all powerful deity, but the... Eh... Church of Tim is as serious as they get!
  • Ben_Whatsisname on 19 Aug, 2002, 07:01…
    I like it, but for the love of Tim download the Holy Spellchecker of Antioch. Then thou shall run it three times.
  • Kingzjester on 19 Aug, 2002, 10:30…
    nevre!
  • MonkeyMug on 18 Aug, 2002, 17:35…
    O.O;;;; Scary... But I can't wait to see Tim's reaction to this...
  • Kingzjester on 18 Aug, 2002, 14:34…
    OK! We've established that I am an iconoclastic lunatic boogeyman; now go to the site's forum and suggest a name for the religion....
  • Scummbuddy on 18 Aug, 2002, 11:34…
    Well, I think that as long as we don't go overboard and scare the hell out of Tim to the point that he doesn't talk to mojo anymore, then it would be okay....
  • Kingzjester on 18 Aug, 2002, 08:23…
    Why is it that I always elicit general outrage? Website might offend religious people? Harry Potter offends some religious people! And it is such a benevolent book ? it is not hard to insult religious people. Think of this site as a satire, a mediocre satire of all that we love and hate in religion ? but also a plain, run of the mill fansite ? if it would make you feel better. And yes, I did type it all by myself, mirroring the religious zeal of the Arabian Nights; I don?t understand: why is it such a taboo to be a cynical bastard?! ...or start a religion?
  • Metallus on 18 Aug, 2002, 17:56…
    Because you're supposed to be running ads.
  • Kingzjester on 18 Aug, 2002, 20:35…
    Look closer, dear Metallus, there is an [an error occurred while processing this directive] at the very top of every page... DJG said he cured that, but alas, I don't know what the problem is...

    Update: I've figured out what the problem was and cured it. You should be able to see adds.
  • Metallus on 18 Aug, 2002, 21:12…
    Excellent, sorry I ever doubted you.
  • Erwin_Br on 18 Aug, 2002, 10:31…
    I don't know. I'm not offended nor am I religious. But I know some people who are and it doesn't take much to offend them. Hence my previous post.
  • DJG on 18 Aug, 2002, 08:51…
    Because it frightens us.
  • Erwin_Br on 18 Aug, 2002, 05:41…
    I think religious people would be very offended by this :S

    Not my problem, but still...
  • QueZTone on 18 Aug, 2002, 04:18…
    the logo is cool
    but apart from that i think its 'biblical/religiously' overdone
  • PTDC on 18 Aug, 2002, 03:10…
    I think he is going to xbox hell.
  • Erwin_Br on 18 Aug, 2002, 01:47…
    VERY scary. Especially if Mr. Jester typed all this stuff himself instead of using a template.

    --Erwin
  • Jake on 17 Aug, 2002, 23:01…
    I think this is a scary site more than it is amusing or cool.