The International House of Mojo

I've been putting pressed skulls in mine... no wonder mine tastes just awful.

Yeah, that must be Grog Light.

Theres no way that stuff would melt through a mug, let alone jail cell bars, keep the rum, but make sure its dark, and add some everclear for spirit!

And to help with those cell doors, I mean seriously, Otis is waiting man.

I do believe this is the real deal. Grog!

That's way too complicated for my tastes... I'll just use hot water, rum, lemon juice, and sugar.

I seem to remember a different recipe involving kerosene, scumm, and red dye no. 2....