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A Work of... Art Something 19 Jul, 2002 / Comments: 12

By DJG


There's no way to put this in a news post so I'm just going to make this update a big blockquote:
Feast your eyes on this monstrosity: Click Here

Looking at it I feel like a perverted psycho, but it is hilarious (I should consult my psychiatrist about that first though)...

Now that I have this, I want to make a sort of a Tim Schafer bullshit fan site, but as a Tim-oriented religion. I call it:... well, I still don't have a name for the religion, and I could make a concours as soon as I can make a website around the picture... As I see it now, the main aspect of the website will be a messageboard with a bio of Our Beloved God... With hymns and a fake Paypal way of paying for indulgences... Whaddayathink?
That was from Kingzjester. Enjoy! (heh)
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12 Comments

  • Swordmaster on 22 Jul, 2002, 02:27…
    Ok, this sort of schaferism is going a bit over the top already. :P
  • Sopabuena on 20 Jul, 2002, 10:17…
    tee hee, a penis
  • Marek on 19 Jul, 2002, 11:09…
    Oh god. Oh god oh god oh god. Can?t comment... in shock! (Invis: I'm too lazy to type something of my own.)
  • Ben_Whatsisname on 19 Jul, 2002, 10:50…
    A more appropriate image would be Tim on the cross, not crucified with nails, but just tied there, with a cup of coffee in one hand, a beer in the other, and a "mountain" of adoring fans kneeling at his feet.
  • Kingzjester on 20 Jul, 2002, 08:25…
    Singing "Always look at the bright side of life"?

    taram ta ri ra rara ram!

    Life is quite absurd and death's the final word...
  • invisibelle on 19 Jul, 2002, 10:27…
    the statue picture frightens and confuses me.
  • DasJan on 19 Jul, 2002, 09:51…
    That's a fantastic piece of artwort!

    Is timtology.com free?
  • Kingzjester on 20 Jul, 2002, 11:22…
    Schaferianity? Timism? The Church Of The Latter Day Tim? Catholicism -- I think that has been taken already, but a good one nonetheless...
  • Marek on 20 Jul, 2002, 11:45…
    It's a widely known fact that Tim hates cats.
  • Ben_Whatsisname on 21 Jul, 2002, 18:15…
    So does Tim demand....a sacrifice?

    (holding a trio of tabby kittens captive in a blender pitcher with finger above the 'puree' button ready to prove his devotion.)
  • Dmnkly on 19 Jul, 2002, 09:20…
    And DJG did descend from the mountaintop, bearing a sacred stone tablet upon which the singular commandment of the Church of Tim was inscribed:

    "Thou Shalt Schafer"
  • twifkak on 19 Jul, 2002, 09:18…
    I love Kingzjester. He makes me weep with his greatness.