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Contest: Create the Ultimate Insult Page Two
The Results
Here at last, fresh from the minds of you, and judged by those crazy game designers, Mike Stemmle and Sean Clarke, are the results for the ULTIMATE INSULT contest.
If you are a winner you will receive an email to that effect very soon. If for some reason you dont recieve one by the end of the week, please get in contact with me!
As stated before, all winners will receive signed copies of Escape From Monkey Island.
Congratulations to the winners, sorry if you didnt win this time! Fear not though, as we have more contests planned for the very near future!
Thanks to everyone who entered, we had great fun reading through all your entries, and I'll try and find a way of making some more of them available for you to read. Anyways without further ado....
...And the winners are:
Metallus83:
-- My ship is known and feared in many seas!
++ Only because of the threat of disease!
dormouse:
-- I have spent my entire life sailing the Caribbean!
++ You get lost that easily?
chariset:
-- I'm Trouble with a capital T.
++ Good for you. If you'd stayed in school, you might know the other letters.
kw10630:
-- People run whenever I raise my sword.
++ You should get some better deodorant.
MonkeyPirate:
-- You've got the brains of a three-headed monkey!
++ Then I'm at least three times smarter than you!
LECduck:
-- You are the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry!
++ I agree with you dad!
lazarus:
-- The last man I defeated, I made him cry!
++ So, I take it the babysitting job didn't go well.
Hanzu:
-- I fight like a vortex!
++ Yeah, you suck!
drfrank:
-- You can never match my skill and dexterity!
++ I'm not sure, cutting both my arms off would be pretty close.
carl_version_2:
-- Prepare for the ultiamte sword-fighting-dance display!!!
++ You silly fruit, that's called ballet!!!