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The less you say, the more you are 10 Jun, 2010 / 8 comments

I like lists almost as much as the English like the World Cup; and, like the English in the World Cup, I'm invariably disappointed at the end result.

Empire have compiled a list of the top 50 game characters. You'll find Guybrush Threepwood on number 7. In a display of scientific research unparalled since the last time Jenny McCarthy said vaccines caused autism, Empire have listed the character as debuting 1996's The Secret of Monkey Island, a year which you may know as being a year where The Secret of Monkey Island neither debuted nor got a sequel.

Guybrush was beaten by brilliantly-written multidimensional characters like Gordon Freeman and Mario.

Sam and Max appear at a respectable 42, Dr. Fred Edison at 40, and Manny Calavera at 30.

Source: Empire

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    Kroms on 11 Jun, 2010, 08:43…
    Cheers Remi, neon_git.
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    neon_git on 10 Jun, 2010, 22:26…

    Remi O

    Kroms, this might have been your best news post in some time, if only for the Jenny McCarthy line.



    I totally agree. Top job Kroms.
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    Ascovel on 10 Jun, 2010, 19:12…
    Never even heard of this Master Chief guy. The rest of the list isn't that bad except for those crappy Final Fantasy VII characters which shouldn't have been mentioned.
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    Aububuh on 10 Jun, 2010, 18:39…
    54% of voters think he should be lower on the list. To that, the obvious joke would be "How appropriate, you fight like a cow." but I think I am above such petty insults.

    Here instead, is my reply. In French.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8yjNbcKkNY

    See? Much more civilized.
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    Capn_Nacho on 10 Jun, 2010, 17:29…
    Ehh, lists like this don't mean a thing. I don't have a "favorite" video game character, and it's presumptuous to suggest that one of them could be objectively "better" than another (even when some of them are shit.)

    Sabre

    JC Denton


    Isn't it weird that they managed to remember SHODAN but not JC Denton? Crapshoot waste of time.
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    Sabre on 10 Jun, 2010, 16:54…
    Any greatest character list that lacks Jim Raynor and/or Sarah Kerrigan, or JC Denton but throws in the likes of the UT announcer isn't worth the effort. At least Guybrush beat Master Chief and Manny got an entry.
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    Remi on 10 Jun, 2010, 14:55…
    Kroms, this might have been your best news post in some time, if only for the Jenny McCarthy line.
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    Haggis on 10 Jun, 2010, 11:19…
    Also, he did not defeat the swordmaster with the line "You fight like a dairy farmer," because in that particular fight Guybrush could only use comebacks.

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