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Search for the dirty rats who Stole Max's Brain, and visit cold hard justice on them 22 Jun, 2010 / 1 comment

When I heard the astonishing news that Sam and Max: The Devil's Playhouse episode 3, They Stole Max's Brain!, was available to play on Mac and PC, I couldn't believe my ears. I had to make certain.

"Well? Is it out yet? Talk, or I'll pump you so full of lead that you could serve as an X-ray apron in a dentist's office!" I yelled at a specimen of the local human refuse, punctuating my point with a few well-timed open-hand slaps.

The poor sap was so afraid of me he spontaneously developed a stutter. He also sang better than a trained canary. "I-i-it's out! R-r-r-right n-now, in fact! J-just visit T-t-t-Telltale's website, w-w-w-where you can get it! F-f-for Mac and PC! J-just p-p-please don't hurt me!"

I let him be after that. I had more important cases to solve, after all. Like finding a missing lagomorph brain.

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    elTee on 22 Jun, 2010, 16:40…
    It truly is a sad day when a once-noble fansite has to resort to cheap stutter gags.

    Ho ho! ;-x

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