Schafer a Baby Killer? 14 Feb, 2003 / Comments: 8
Anti-murder groups across the globe such as Amnesty International and the BBC cried out in outrage today at the latest update on Double Fine Action News.
The update, featuring new art by Double Fine owner, Tim Schafer, was described by the man himself as "an attempted suicide by our mascot" after being disgraced in a recent vote for it being on the back of the California state quarter. However, US Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld considers it to be a direct threat to the prosperity of the country and has officially raised the threat level to Red, or danger clear and imminent. A search for Tim has begun, and Rumsfeld is certain that he is "Either in the US, another country, or dead."
We'll have more as it develops.
A much more distressing yet unrelated case, is the loss of the password for my e-mail account. Password, I want you to know I miss you.
wtf?!
Here's what Tim said in an old interview:
Did playing Doom ever make you want to kill anybody?
Yes, but after I killed them, the feeling went away.
SEE! TIM SCHAFER IS A COLD-BLOODED KILLER!