The International House of Mojo

Hoho, right, as if. As if anyone is cool enough to get Sam and Max for free. But Telltale, they're awesome enough to give you a free episode of Sam and Max - the third episode of Season Two, The Night of the Raving Dead - if you buy an episode (or more!) of Strong Bad.

Not that you need it, of course! I mean, you have already bought every Sam and Max game, right? And the Strong Bad games? Because, you know, you're some kind of loser if you didn't. Your mother will disown you and you'll get fired from your job if you don't buy these games. And you get cooties. So if you have cooties, or lice, or whatever, just buy some games from Telltale and they'll go!