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Mojo visits Telltale games 22 Mar, 2007, 02:21 / 26 comments

By Gabez


GDC was on a few weeks ago, and I went along, observing the people there almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. Yet across the bay of San Francisco, minds that are to my mind as mine is to those of the beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded my report with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against me.

Read all about it here!
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26 Comments

  • Erwin_Br on 06 Apr, 2007, 23:01…
    Hehe, the introduction of this article was pretty funny, and it reminded me of how my friends and I had to search for the correct door as well. There's no signs, no nothing, and the receptionist on the first floor doesn't know anything either. Fortunately we stumbled upon a TTG employee who just returned from the bathroom.
  • Marek on 26 Mar, 2007, 19:22…
    Wow, this article is a wreck. A pretty entertaining wreck, but a wreck nonetheless...
  • LGH on 23 Mar, 2007, 21:38…
    * (idle) thumbs up *

    Saying this article was "great" and "funny" wouldn't do it any justice. This great and funny article WOULD deserve a creative, original and... yes, funny comment.

    Unfortunately, I'm too tired and have no real inspiration at all. So I guess I won't write any comment here.
  • NatsFan on 23 Mar, 2007, 19:41…
    That guy from LucasArts sounds like agent Superball from the new Sam & Max!
  • elTee on 23 Mar, 2007, 14:25…
    Haha, that was excellent. But Gabez, you missed the golden opportunity of throwing print-outs of that site you made with animations of things like poo in a toilet and a sign saying "= LucasArts" at them saying "here's my resume ;"

    Good work, anyway.
  • 8 of 12 on 22 Mar, 2007, 23:31…
    Awesome stuff, Gabez! You got straighter answers out of Jake then I've ever managed to! :)
  • Remi O on 22 Mar, 2007, 20:30…
    Hey! Hey! I do stuff! My delicately worded articles have gotten people into all sorts of conventions and what not.
  • fajerkaos on 22 Mar, 2007, 20:15…
    "Dave thought it would be funny if the calendar never got updated ? but actually it wasn?t funny. It wasn?t funny at all."

    That somehow made me laugh out really loud =D

  • The Tingler on 22 Mar, 2007, 23:13…
    I'm glad that I now know that that particular "joke" was an actual decision rather than just laziness - and I'm glad they realise that either way, it's rubbish.
  • The Tingler on 22 Mar, 2007, 10:04…
    Is Page 3 and Page 2 the same thing, or is my computer just crap?

    Very nice, made me laugh on more than one occasion. Although I'm sure that 'Schaefer' doesn't have that first 'e' in it...
  • Haggis on 22 Mar, 2007, 13:09…
    Aww man, and I bet Page 3 would have had a picture of a girl on it, too...
  • CaptainDread on 22 Mar, 2007, 11:21…
    The server's messing with our minds. Page three does not exist. +_+
  • spaff on 22 Mar, 2007, 09:54…
    Classic Mojo. Well done.

    O_o
  • jp-30 on 22 Mar, 2007, 09:28…
    Is someone from Telltale going to come and clarify the Bone situation as desribed by Gabez before the ugly internet rumour mill catches wind of it and begins its usual conclusion-jumping and misquoting routine?

    Please.
  • The Tingler on 22 Mar, 2007, 10:06…
    Yeah, that was pretty disturbing stuff... are you sure about that licensing thing or was it just a joke? 'Cause I miss Bone too... it's been too long since the last one.
  • Gabez on 22 Mar, 2007, 14:09…
    I'm sure it wasn't a joke, but I don't think that it's anything too serious. The impression I got was that Bone 3 will definitely get made at some point in the future, but right now they're too busy with other stuff, and also there are some issues with working legal stuff out. Getting the right people to sign the right papers, I shouldn't wonder.
  • The Tingler on 22 Mar, 2007, 10:07…
    Nearly a full year, in fact!!
  • Jake on 22 Mar, 2007, 07:18…
    That was one of the most awkward things I've ever read on Mojo. Also I enjoyed it a lot. Sorry about the bleeding, but you know how I like to swing my cane around.
  • jp-30 on 22 Mar, 2007, 07:10…
    >> I?m joking of course ? there is no money in Mojo<<

    Well why does Jake put $100 into may paypal account every fornight then???
  • Jake on 22 Mar, 2007, 07:19…
    I believe you mean, "how am I robbing Jake so successfully and frequently, and why have I just revealed it on the Mojo comments page?"
  • jp-30 on 22 Mar, 2007, 07:22…
    Yes, that's it exactly!
  • DanC on 22 Mar, 2007, 06:39…
    I liked the awkward parts. :D
  • black_sheep on 22 Mar, 2007, 20:23…
    Seriously, man! You have to finally reveal yourself and admit you're the CEO of the company! Am I right!?
  • DanC on 23 Mar, 2007, 01:12…
    You can believe whatever you want but my grammatical errors and the fact that I live in Australia says differently. But if it helps you sleep at night, sure. ;)
  • Udvarnoky on 22 Mar, 2007, 02:41…
    Brilliant!
  • QueZTone on 22 Mar, 2007, 02:27…
    mein gott! my eyes! i feel like i have been drinking! and i have! :O