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Mixnmojo destroys Twitter in a battle to the death (Update: Gah!) 20 Aug, 2009, 23:34 / 11 comments

By Kroms


Here's some cuh-rayzee trivia: someone from Mixnmojo is kind of related to some guy who hates Twitter, and much to the chagrin of Jack Dorsey this guy is also related to the Russian mafia. So a blood bath starts and now we've sort of killed off the Russian mob.

So then elTee that Mixnmojoer vowed revenge, and in honour of this vow he bribed Destructoid into hosting a party. The idea is that you crash Twitter and bury it for good, while pretending that you're just trying to get Brutal Legend onto trending topics. Those lucky among you will also win some of those Brutal Legend statues, and one other guy takes him a slim PS3. It all depends on who does more fail whale killing.

All you gotta do is sign up, spam the service with #brutallegend tags and then hope you've avenged our mysterious Mixnmojoer. Make 'em pay.

Update: It's happening! Brutal Legend is a trending topic on Twitter! Go over there and contribute!

Update 2: OK, I lied about elTee being connected to the Russian mob. He isn't: they were a bit too violently sissy for him. He is now suing Mojo (for damages) and the Russian mob (for being a collection of wusses who will not continue to fund Mixnmojo. You may be happy to know that visiting the site will no longer contribute to drugs trafficking).

Source: Destructoid

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11 Comments

  • Icebox on 23 Aug, 2009, 15:18…
    Wow, people all over the internet really need to learn to click links more.
  • TestType on 23 Aug, 2009, 00:41…
    Has Mojo become the new 4chan, spamming websites to crash through sheer numbers?
  • Kroms on 23 Aug, 2009, 08:17…
    ...I give-up.
  • ThunderPeel2001 on 22 Aug, 2009, 18:44…
    As much as I dislike Twitter, this is retarded.
  • ThunderPeel2001 on 22 Aug, 2009, 18:46…
    Ok, so I read the Destructoid post, I see the whole "let's destroy Twitter" thing is a bizarre joke :)
  • Kroms on 22 Aug, 2009, 19:06…
    Yeah...I'd have thought everyone would've understood around the time Twitter killed off the Russian mob, heh.
  • Shmargin on 21 Aug, 2009, 21:46…
    I hate twitter so much I wouldnt post a message there if I was promised a PS3 slim for doing it.
  • Kroms on 21 Aug, 2009, 22:22…
    Uh, hello? Like it says up there, the more you HATE Twitter, the more you're supposed to post. We're destroying their servers, remember?
  • Shmargin on 22 Aug, 2009, 03:01…
    I understand. But everytime I saw an ad or something during the process would be contributing more than I want to them. Plus, if it doesnt break, and hell even if it does, twitter gets a few billion more credits.

  • TomRK1089 on 21 Aug, 2009, 06:06…
    Really? REALLY? We've got to ruin Twitter with spam advertisements? WTF, guys.
  • Kroms on 21 Aug, 2009, 08:32…
    And it's all under the guise of a Twitter party. Genius, isn't it?