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Galaxies Final Race 06 Apr, 2001, 08:25 / 7 comments

By Spaff


After their April fools joke declaring Gungans (Ja-Ja's race) to be the final playable race, StarWars Galaxies have announced that the actual final race is the Zabrak
Mysterious humanoids with vestigial horns, Zabrak have well-developed mental willpower that allows them to withstand extreme physical pain and suffering. Several races of Zabrak exist, each exhibiting different horn patterns, and Zabrak further differentiate themselves through strange facial and body tattoos. The Zabrak homeworld is said to be a frighteningly harsh planet.
Yes you guessed it, its the race of the mysterious Darth Maul dude from Episode1.
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7 Comments

  • mercatfat on 07 Apr, 2001, 04:17…
    I'm not buying the game until they make Yoda's species playable. Which brings me to another point. What the hell IS Yoda? Yodish? Yodan (didn't he fight Godzilla?)? Yobrak?
  • Jake on 08 Apr, 2001, 10:07…
    unless they have been previously defined i'm sticking with the fact that yoda's a gondar since someone i forget who 'could tear the ears off a gondar' and yoda certainly has ears. that is all.
  • Jake on 08 Apr, 2001, 10:08…
    no i'm not insane* this is some sort of nerdy inside joke from a couple friends in high school.

    *i may be insane.

  • Remi O on 07 Apr, 2001, 06:54…
    He is obviously a Fraggle. He even sounds like one.
  • penbrook on 07 Apr, 2001, 18:18…
    HAHA. From the Jimma Hensona kingdom. Fraggle Rocka sub species and Muppet Babeea species. Trust me. I looked it up.
  • Jake on 06 Apr, 2001, 10:13…
    "Ja-Ja"? heh.
  • invisibelle on 08 Apr, 2001, 10:16…
    I'm going with 'definitely insane' on this one. :)