Force Unleashed spoils itself, gets new underwear 13 Jun, 2008 / Comments: 13
LucasArts have released a video that manages to spoil the plot of Star Wars: The Force Unleashed three months before the game is released. This beats Lucas' previous record of two months for us in the UK by releasing The Phantom Menace in July rather than May, but still giving us the game, book, soundtrack, toys and all the other merchandise.
Still, at least it opens with the Golden Guy back to his lightsaber-flinging self.
If you don't care, check it out here. But then, if you don't care, you won't want to check it out. So who is this video for again?
The game looks pretty damn awesome.
Still, it comes with a massive 'SPOILERS!!! OMG!!!' card at the front, so thought it was funny!
Evil, super-intelligent pirate space monkeys arrive from the future, and try and turn the Caribbean into the hub of their huge intergalactic business empire, BananaCorp.
Act one sees Gubrush and Elaine heading up in a voodoo-powered, flying inflatable dinghy in order to try and infiltrate their space ship.
Meanwhile LeChuck seems to have joined the cause, and is overseeing the construction of a giant laser cannon atop Monkey Island's volcano. But can he be trusted, or does he have other motives?
There's a missile headed towards your way incidentally.