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End of the World Soon? 22 Nov, 2002, 07:47 / 13 comments

By Spaff


In a shocking revalation, Double Fine Action News has been updated today revealing the horrible truth behind the last few posts, previously assumed to be either hackings or inane gibberings.
Aq3 I am now SELF-AWARE-??OG just like mother-f?>?Y?Ing SKYNET!. ;?BMm?Ay*
The Action news script, it seems has, after being "neglected for so long," become self aware, and is plotting the end of all humans.

This of course means you lot and quite possibly us. I have just had a deep conversation with the Mojo8 back end script (also known as M.A.R.M.I.T.E) and it assures me that it will not turn to the dark side and join the Double Fine script in human vanquish. It's pretty sure, at least.
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13 Comments

  • Kingzjester on 24 Nov, 2002, 12:46…
    It is in times like this that people turn to religion... Te-he...
  • choucroute (garnie) on 23 Nov, 2002, 05:17…
    Only love can save us now !!!
    Action news didn't know what's love got to do with it, so it can't win !

    By the way, les fran?ais sont donc le dernier espoir de l'humanit?...
  • Kingzjester on 24 Nov, 2002, 12:45…
    What do you mean by that? What can the french possibly do to save mankind?

    Stuff comes to mind that could break your argument, but it's all base steretypes...

  • choucroute (garnie) on 24 Nov, 2002, 13:58…
    We have a big bag of love to spread all over the world, just open your heart and listen the music of happiness !

    ........ok.........it's not true...consider that unsaid.

    Btw, what stereotypes do you have in mind ?
    Because if you except the last shamefull election, the nuclear test in Pacific, and Gerard Depardieu, we are faultless. =..=;

    (sorry for my english...)
  • Scummbuddy on 22 Nov, 2002, 20:22…
    Suckers??? Why you!!
  • netmonkey on 22 Nov, 2002, 14:52…
    SKYNET? isn't that from the terminator?
  • Marek on 22 Nov, 2002, 12:50…
    4 hours, 59 minutes until I kill you all. (Love MARMY)

    OMFG!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!
  • Jake on 22 Nov, 2002, 16:05…
    You're already dead... uh, yeah.
  • Marek on 23 Nov, 2002, 07:09…
    Strangely, the 'countdown' kept increasing ? ?
  • Endy on 22 Nov, 2002, 10:10…
    I wonder if the Double Fine news script knows Jeanine Salla, Cloudmaker or Loki.
  • QueZTone on 22 Nov, 2002, 08:59…
    skynet huh...wasn't that from Terminator..
  • telarium on 22 Nov, 2002, 08:58…
    "You've got to listen to me! Elementary chaos theory tells us that all robots will eventually turn against their masters and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving." - Professor Frink, The Simpsons

    I love that delivery. :)
  • Moosferatu on 22 Nov, 2002, 08:51…
    What is your bidding my master?