If you are like me and tend to visit the Double Fine Action News page several times a day in the hopes that there's something new to read - and hopefully that something new to read is about Brütal Legend - then you know that, well, we don't always get stuff about Brütal Legend. Sometimes we get stuff about rats and weevils (man, did I ever stop eating Kashi after that weevil), and there's nothing wrong with that, except that Weevils are to Brütal Legend what making love to your hand is to sex with a model. We occasionally need the Legend.
So that's why there's the new, awesome Threat Level, or "Man, you are this close to doing it." Right now, the possibility of you doing it is a Toasted Salmon.
Source: Double Fine Action News