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Don't send these to your Sister! 06 Feb, 2002, 06:17 / 2 comments


So Valentines day is almost upon us again, I myself am single and depressed. So feel free to send me as many valentines cards as you like. I am, of course, beautiful and deserving of your love! :)

Anyway, if you can't find the right card for that special someone this year why not try these Star Wars ones from StarwarsKids.com.
Star Wars may not be considered one of the most romantic movies, but if you just scratch the surface you will see all kinds of love and affection swirling throughout the saga. Jabba the Hutt, for example, loved monkey-lizard, Salacious Crumb, so much that he chose to keep him as a pet rather then eat him.
Brilliance. There are four cards to choose from, or you could send all four. I'm sure the recipient would appreciate them!
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  • JBRAA on 06 Feb, 2002, 10:55…
    the force of the geekes
  • QueZTone on 06 Feb, 2002, 09:07…
    guaranteed success with the ladies! :p <<<"Ohhh a....card. What's that strange grey balloon like thingie?" >>>"That's the Death Star, d0h." <<<"I see..." >>>"Well...i'd destroy it for you...out of love. You see I'm a young padawan but one day ill be a jedi" <<<"Ohhh that's nice. I just remembered I have a class to go to. Bye ehh..Melvin was your name?" *girl runs off* >>>"Sigh...I guess I can't blame her for not understand the true power of the force..."