Here you go: a nice dose of Brutal Legend. I forgot to post about #5, so here's that. I like how original it is. A cat on the internet without a cheeseburger is like, woah, like, totally. Profound.
I don't think it'd be fair if I didn't mention that #6 has some minor spoilers, but life isn't fair, and so I won't.
Source: Brütal!