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Bowser Fights Like a Cow 07 Aug, 2004, 20:33 / 8 comments

This hasn't happened for a while, but its also the closest thing to a Mojo news update that you are gonna get.

In the Red corner, weighing in at 1 million pounds, the dragon-esqe comedy adversary of Mario - BOWSER!!!

And in the blue corner, weighing in at a puny amount of pounds, the wannabe-pirate governor-in-law of M?l?e Island GUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!!!!

Who is the best game character? Who would win in a fight to the death? Why isn't Guybrush in Smash Bros. M?l?e (island)? For God's sake go and vote for Guybrush and defend your honour. (because he is losing...)

Comments

  • QueZTone on 08 Aug, 2004, 09:25…
    this is so stupid...guybrush loses over Bowser, wtf is bowser...

    and wtf JC Denton loses vs Mario what the hell is that all about. Mario has no skill whatsoever man...

    obviously a bunch of console gamers read that site..
  • Bobo Donkey? on 09 Aug, 2004, 10:59…
    Not a Nintendo fan then, eh?
  • csenosiain on 08 Aug, 2004, 14:54…
    Actually, if you notice Mario games are doing extraordinarily well
  • Jake on 08 Aug, 2004, 14:32…
    Obviously a bunch of console gamers... Yes ? ? good one. Mario vs JC Denton who will win. Attention earth: Vote now - "Mickey Mouse versus the kid from The Iron Giant." Who will get more votes? "Obviously only classic 30s to 60s cartoon enthisuasts voted if Mickey won."
  • csenosiain on 08 Aug, 2004, 00:04…
    Vote for guybrush people, for all you know LEC may be basing their market-conditionn research on this, and if an FPS character character winns they might decide that the public likes FPSs, especially if an adventure characters don't make it past the first round.
  • Jake on 07 Aug, 2004, 23:26…
    At least 11,000+ people know who to vote for.
  • JBRAA on 07 Aug, 2004, 20:51…
    I voted bowser cause they had the pic of Guybrush from MI4. The Guybrush from MI2 would have won over bowser.
  • Udvarnoky on 07 Aug, 2004, 21:10…
    You traitor!!!