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Ben Throttle, adult film star 23 Apr, 2019 / 9 comments

Faithful reader, Rum Rogers, was recently out on one of his . . . colorful . . . web surfing voyages when, out of the blue, popped this rather adult looking ad:

Always a man who wants to get to the bottom of things, so to speak, Rum dug a bit deeper, and found that the aforementioned logo, which at least was a somewhat modified version of Ben, was not one of a kind:

We got nothing, other than utter bafflement.

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    Jennifer on 06 May, 2019, 03:00…
    The weirdest thing is that not only did they steal Ben for their logo, but they trademarked it too:

    https://trademark.trademarkia.com/ctm/spygasm-017892245.htm
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    kaysayva on 28 Apr, 2019, 01:46…
    you gotta hope that Schafer is not in this whole bum deal xD
    https://twitter.com/TimOfLegend/status/1106642213214130176

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    Bloodnose on 27 Apr, 2019, 20:38…

    ThunderPeel2001

    Ugh. I really wish I hadn't Googled that



    I was curious, but not brave enough. Thank you for confirming for me that it isn't worth it haha
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    ThunderPeel2001 on 27 Apr, 2019, 00:41…
    Ugh. I really wish I hadn't Googled that
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    Threepwood4life on 24 Apr, 2019, 14:33…
    Now Maureens line makes sense

    "Ben, get over here and nail me!!!"
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    Scummbuddy on 24 Apr, 2019, 03:33…
    I guess "Ben Throttle" and "Father Torque" could be good adult film star names...
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    Rum_Rogers on 23 Apr, 2019, 20:05…

    bgbennyboy

    "I'm not putting my lips on that"


    This is the second funniest thing I've seen today, right after that unexpected Ben popup.
    Also, my previous sentence accidentally makes a great Monkey Island reference.
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    bgbennyboy on 23 Apr, 2019, 19:57…
    "I'm not putting my lips on that"
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    AlfredJ on 23 Apr, 2019, 19:33…
    Now this is the kind of scoop I come here for.

    What makes this extra weird for me is that they didn't just randomly copy some official art of Ben's head from the internet, but that someone drew their own version. Is this the new peeing Calvin (& Hobbes) bumper sticker? Viral marketing for Schafer's new side business?

    I'm definitely not brave enough to google it to find out.

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