So the lucky guys at 1UP managed to meet one Tim Schafer (who, surprisingly, isn't some awesome figment of our imaginations but actually exists), drag him into their studio, strip-search him (the fan-girls go wild) and get his voice on their podcast.
Based on my experience, this will do three things to the listener: 1. It will make you smarter; 2. It will make you laugh; and 3. It will make that baby you are pregnant with look like Tim Schafer. So, you know: listen.
Source: Double Fine