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3.5 skulls... 10 Jan, 2008 / Comments: 25


... that way you don't even have to read our Moai Better Blues review, which, let's face it, you'd just ignore anyway. I mean come on, you will buy the game anyway. You know it, I know it, all of Mojo's 28 readers know it.

But hey, read it if you so wish!
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25 Comments

  • LunaVorax on 15 Jan, 2008, 11:08…
    28 readers ? Are you kidding ?
  • Shmargin on 11 Jan, 2008, 20:49…
    Is Joe Vs. The Volcano this movie someone tried to tell me about, where some dumbass from our time gets sent to the future where he seems brilliant compared to everyone else?

    I havent seen it, but if thats not it, then I have no idea what you all are referencing.
  • Jake on 12 Jan, 2008, 06:54…
    That's Idiocracy. Joe VS the Volcano is some movie from the 90s.
  • hierohero on 11 Jan, 2008, 01:03…
    interesting review..did you play the game with the hint system completely turned off?
  • Remi O on 11 Jan, 2008, 03:32…
    I turn it on now and again, mostly to hear the banter. Not really needed at all in this game for hints though, at least not for me.
  • Maratanos on 10 Jan, 2008, 23:34…
    Yeah. Beta version. It's still playable and I still beat it and I tell you now, I thought it was much LONGER than Ice Station Santa.

    Maybe that's just because I thought it was harder, though.
  • MrSneeze on 11 Jan, 2008, 00:01…
    Longer than Ice Station Santa? I still haven't beaten the game! I'm stuck at the first puzzle where the COPS are talking at you about your computer.
























    (har har har)
  • MrSneeze on 11 Jan, 2008, 00:01…
    Err... sorry about this.. maybe I should have kept it slightly shorter.
  • Gabez on 11 Jan, 2008, 17:10…
    You're fired!
  • MrSneeze on 11 Jan, 2008, 18:28…
    :(
  • telarium on 10 Jan, 2008, 23:19…
    How is it that everyone remembers Joe Vs The Volcano? That movie tanked.
  • tabacco on 11 Jan, 2008, 14:36…
    What, have you got some sort of brain cloud? That movie ruled! :)
  • telarium on 11 Jan, 2008, 16:34…
    Hey, I'm not saying it's a bad movie. I kind of liked it. But you have to admit that almost no one saw it when it opened. Maybe it's found life on basic cable.
  • Zaarin on 10 Jan, 2008, 23:35…
    It's one of those movies that pop up on TV from time to time.
  • Diduz on 10 Jan, 2008, 22:17…
    I totally agree with this review. I've also found it harder to understand for us non-Americans: too many specifical cultural references. I had to use Wikipedia a lot (except for Glenn Miller, Charles Lindbergh and Jimmy Hoffa, whom I did know, of course).
  • Mad Lord Snapcase on 19 Jan, 2008, 20:30…
    You know, that's what I most enjoyed about this episode I think - the extremely obscurist humour. I doubt even the Americans know without checking who, say, Marion Davies was.

    I attribute the sharpening of the humour in this episode (jokes are drier and dirtier, generally, if that's a possible combination) to Chuck Jackson taking over as lead writer. Am I wrong in thinking this is his first episode in charge?
  • clone2727 on 10 Jan, 2008, 22:59…
    Bah! :P
  • MrSneeze on 10 Jan, 2008, 19:07…
    Bah, you know where you can shove your 3.5 skulls! (yes, in a mausoleum)

    This looks like it's going to be fun. That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
  • The Tingler on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:16…
    Wow! Remi actually said bad things about it! Guess Jake ISN'T slipping him large bags with '$' on the front.
  • Remi O on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:31…
    You really are kind of a douche. There, I said another bad thing.
  • The Tingler on 10 Jan, 2008, 20:46…
    And you really have no sense of humour.
  • telarium on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:37…
    You tell 'em, Roeper!
  • Udvarnoky on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:06…
    Also apparently Gametap screwed up and put a tester version of the game on the client, meaning a lot of the game is broken. They say the real version will be up tomorrow.
  • The Tingler on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:14…
    Ouch. That'll cost them, especially with only one day difference now between the "real" release.
  • Zaarin on 10 Jan, 2008, 18:13…
    Hahaha!

    Yes, I know I shouldn't laugh, but the fact that gametappers can't play it until us normal humans, fills me with glee! :)