Somehow, Star Wars Outlaws bombed

There was a time when even Star Wars fans liked Star Wars—the term's become an oxymoron; it's truly saltier than Crait out there—and a good enough video game in the franchise guaranteed money. But eternity is no-one's, and Star Wars Outlaws, "the first-ever open world Star Wars action-adventure game," has been received with an apathy worthy of The Rise of Skywalker's writers; only Han Solo, realising that his girlfriend kissed her brother, was more unmoved. "Generally good reviews" no longer guaranteed money make, and, if it's indicative of the apathy, we found this out months ago; despite this, we're only reporting on it now.

But it releases on Steam in a week—November 21—in an attempt at a Force Ghost-like resurrection, so here's a little fanfare and the anticipation of seeing whether Star Wars Outlaws, unlike in-laws, is wanted.

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