Somehow, Star Wars Outlaws bombed

There was a time when even Star Wars fans liked Star Wars—the term's become an oxymoron; it's truly saltier than Crait out there—and a good enough video game in the franchise guaranteed money. But eternity is no-one's, and Star Wars Outlaws, "the first-ever open world Star Wars action-adventure game," has been received with an apathy only the writers of Rise of Skywalker previously possessed; only Han Solo, realising that his girlfriend kissed her brother, was more unmoved. "Generally good reviews" no longer guaranteed money make, and if it's indicative of the apathy, we found this out months ago.

But it releases on Steam in a week—November 21—in an attempt at a Force Ghost-like resurrection, so here's a little fanfare and the anticipation of seeing whether Star Wars Outlaws, unlike in-laws, is wanted.

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